Hell (and heaven)

feeds@yuku.com (sp1r1ted) — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:51:53 GMT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some...

What's your animal spirit reading?

feeds@yuku.com (sp1r1ted) — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 00:58:21 GMT

http://animalspiritreadings.com/past-present-future-reading.php
Just a random generator-type reading of course - but fun nevertheless!

Here's my past/present/future reading (though there are other types of 'reading' on the site). I don't think the pix have copied over though.

Why did the medium cross the road?

feeds@yuku.com (sp1r1ted) — Wed, 14 May 2008 22:22:59 GMT

To get to the other side.
Boom, boom!

The Chakra Test

feeds@yuku.com (Nanny1) — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:48:32 GMT

This is quite good too !! Have a look at

http://uk.tickle.com/test/chakra.html

Mine said ..................

You are radiating positive energy from your sixth chakra!

...

The Karma Test

feeds@yuku.com (Nanny1) — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:37:56 GMT

This is quite a good one ! Give it a try http://uk.tickle.com/test/karma.html

Be careful when it comes to the results that you don't click on the result that you have to pay for !!! .......there is a free result !!

Mine said .............

Your forgiving nature is earning you the most karma!

Forgiving...
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<h1> Do you have a Sixth Sense ??!! </h1>
<p>feeds@yuku.com (Nanny1) — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:22:34 GMT</p>
Have a go at this one............its quite good !!!
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http://uk.tickle.com/test/sixthsense.html

This is what it said for me !!!!

You're a psychic, aren't you? You have powerful intuition!

Chakra Test

feeds@yuku.com (sp1r1ted) — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 00:29:58 GMT

And here's a fun chakra test:

http://uk.tickle.com/test/chakra.html
Find out where your energy powerhouse is, and how to tap into your greatest strengths.

and here's my result: "You are radiating positive energy from your sixth chakra!"

Ouch !!!

feeds@yuku.com (Nanny1) — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 23:28:54 GMT

A good-ole-boy staggered home late after another evening with his
drinking buddies. Shoes in left hand to avoid waking his wife, he
tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their
upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step in the darkened
entryway. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung
around and he landed heavily on his rump.

A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the...

Shoe Shopping

feeds@yuku.com (Nanny1) — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 23:25:49 GMT

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your...

The Dummy

feeds@yuku.com (Nanny1) — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 23:22:37 GMT

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blond jokes. Suddenly, a blond woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: 'I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?...

Thanks for the Email

feeds@yuku.com (Zandranna) — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 00:20:58 GMT

Dear All

My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year........

I must send my thanks to...

Typical men !!!!

feeds@yuku.com (Nanny1) — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 00:00:45 GMT

The Human Race

feeds@yuku.com (Zandranna) — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 15:17:46 GMT

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like...

Free Bird !!!

feeds@yuku.com (Nanny1) — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 14:21:43 GMT

FREEBIRD

~If you love something, set it free.

If it comes back, it will always be yours.

If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.

But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your...

Old Age !!!!!

feeds@yuku.com (Nanny1) — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 14:17:05 GMT

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR
OWN AGE AND THINKING, "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT
OLD?" WELL ... YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!

I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST
APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS
DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED
BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL
CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD...

Kids In Church

feeds@yuku.com (Zandranna) — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 22:38:35 GMT

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
3-year-old, Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make
me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone...

Feel Like a Woman

feeds@yuku.com (Zandranna) — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 22:37:19 GMT

On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! No one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there...

School Test !!!

feeds@yuku.com (Nanny1) — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 00:44:35 GMT

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long...

womans brain

feeds@yuku.com (DancingMargie) — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 10:11:28 GMT
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried family. "The only hope for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the surgery but you will have to pay for the brain...

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