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Works fine for me but it was empty and terribly lonely so I talked to myself for comfort. An actual copy and paste.

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender
> >> said, "Hey, I haven't seen
> >> you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
> >> >>
> >> >> > "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel
> >> fine."
> >> >>
> >> >> > "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have
> >> that before."
> >> >>
> >> >> > "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a
> >> cannon ball, but I'm
> >> fine now."
> >> >>
> >> >> > "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What
> >> happened to your hand?"
> >> >>
> >> >> > "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship
> >> and got into a sword
> >> fight.
> >> >>
> >> >> > My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook.
> >> I'm fine, really."
> >> >>
> >> >> > "What about that eye patch?"
> >> >>
> >> >> > "Oh, one day we were at sea, and a flock of
> >> birds flew over. I looked
> >> up and one of them **** in my eye."
> >> >>
> >> >> > "You're kidding," said the bartender, "you
> >> couldn't lose an eye just
> >> from bird ****
> >> >>
> >> >> > "It was my first day with the hook."

I didn't find myself at all amusing so I left. Hope to see someone in there that knows better jokes. ((())) cats bumms to all